Q: I heard you were working for big blue, is that true?
A: I am in fact working for IBM, which means that I get a neat id badge, and I'm making enough money to afford this internet connection. Unfortunately it also means that I can no longer disclose any other personal information about myself since it has been determined that that information is IBM confidential.

Q: How old are you now?
A: 20 or 21, depending on the date (ie { (Date()-Date('3/4/01') > 0 ? 21 : 20); })

Q: Was that correct java syntax?
A: Heh, yeah. No. not even close. . . you'd want to you java.util.GregorianCalendar, and if you use GregoriaCalendar, first of all cast it as a Calendar, even if you don't get the nice effect of a capitol G, you will almost be following the )!@# factory pattern. Also, remember, months are zero indexed. Why? I don't know. I makes no sense to me.

Q: So what are you doing at IBM?
A: I'm actually doing some pretty cool things with WebSpher. . .buzz, ack!, eh, ee. . rljf ewfa.

Q: How about a non-computer question. . .like how's your social life?
A: Didn't I answer that question 3 years ago?